Jul 142026
 

The dead woman lay in the clearing like a macabre version of Sleeping Beauty. She wore a modest, long-sleeved ivory gown, set off by luminescent pearl drop earrings and a matching necklace that almost hid the dried blood around her throat. Her head rested on a satin pillow, her silky walnut hair spread behind her like a fan. The right hand held a bouquet of wilted flowers and rested on her chest underneath the left, absent the fourth finger. The ring finger.

Sheriff Sam Tate stood to one side of the grim tableau, arms folded, and took it all in: the victim; the tall white-haired man who knelt by the body; the deputy who walked the scene in throwaway boots, snapping pictures; the pale young man in running gear sitting on a rock, head almost to his knees; the uniformed officer who squatted beside him.

Sam had dressed in her standard uniform of pressed black slacks and a spotless white shirt. A shaft of early-morning sun bounced off the polished badge at her left breast pocket. On her right wrist, she wore a utilitarian watch. Three small studs twinkled along one earlobe, her single visible concession to a rebellious streak. She’d pulled her unruly dark locks into a tight braid. Ray-Bans shielded her green eyes, though not the line that formed between her brows.

One of the victim’s low-heeled white pumps had dropped off to reveal a slim ankle in hosiery. Stockings, not pantyhose, held up by an old-fashioned garter. Sam didn’t need to look.

He’s back.

She lifted her eyes to the stately trees that hovered over the victim. Quercus alba. White oak, sturdy, long-lived, common to most of eastern Tennessee. These trees stood inside the Cordell Hull Birthplace State Historic Park, named for the native son who served as FDR’s secretary of state. Hull, who authored both the income and the inheritance tax laws, wasn’t all that popular with the locals. His daddy, though, enjoyed a solid reputation as the owner of a thriving moonshine enterprise. The park even featured a visit to Bunkum Cave, site of Hull Senior’s former distillery.

I could use a drink right about now, Sam thought.

“Morning, Sheriff Tate.” Detective Abdi Issen’s slow drawl rolled across the clearing. He rose from his crouch, put a reassuring hand on the runner’s shoulder, and walked over. Though he’d likely been a half hour at the scene, he looked as crisp and pressed as she did. He favored his boss with a wide smile that lightened her mood.

Sam routinely thanked the fates that Abdi had agreed to move up to Pickett County from Nashville to help her out. In the process, he’d left a promising career and his close-knit family. It couldn’t have been easy being a dark face in a light community. Yet Abdi made it work.

“Morning, Abdi. What do we have so far?”

“Our Good Samaritan over there is Rich Deckler.” Abdi indicated the young man on the rock dressed in shorts and a sweat-stained T-shirt. “He ran by the body, stopped, called us, and upchucked, in that order.”

“Understandable. Might as well send him home. Any idea who she is?”

“Not yet. I took a digital scan of her fingerprints, but DOJ is slow to respond and not everyone is in the system. Seemed like a visual ID might be faster. Sent an image out to see if it connects to a recent missing persons report.”

His phone pinged. “Well, what do you know? Hold on here. Missing persons report was filed at the Madison precinct an hour ago. The woman is tentatively identified as Elizabeth Newsome, aka Bitsy, a Nashville real estate agent specializing in commercial properties.”

“Huh. Nashville is more’n two hours away. How’d she end up here?”

“No idea.” Abdi swiped at the screen. “The report was filed by a Mark Talcott, a lawyer who says he’s her fiancé. Their wedding was scheduled for mid-May. Ah, damn.”

They both took a couple seconds of silence.

“Abdi, I want you to call over there and let the officer who took the report know what we’ve found. They’ll assign a homicide detective. You know the drill. Make that person your best buddy. We need information on Ms. Newsome’s movements over the past few days. Everything from GPS and cell phone data to street cameras, if possible. Be cooperative, but make sure the detective on the case knows we own it.”

“You got it. What about TBI?”

Rural counties partnered with the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation for help with serious crimes such as drug or sex trafficking, kidnapping, and homicide. Sometimes the request ran through the district attorney general’s office. Other times a local officer would call directly to an agent they knew within the Criminal Investigative Division. Sam’s contact was Nate Fillmore.

“We will need their expertise,” she said. “I’ll call Nate as soon as I speak with Doc Holloway. Meanwhile, keep an eye on Ken.” She tilted her head in the direction of the focused young deputy. “I’m sure he’s being thorough. Still, you’re going to do some mentoring on this one, Abdi. We both are.”

Abdi nodded. He’d come up five years behind Sam at Metropolitan Nashville Police Department (MNPD), the last three as a homicide detective. Pickett County deputies, on the other hand, had little need to know much about murder investigations. Until recently.

Dr. Jedediah Holloway rose stiffly at Sam’s approach. Tall and silver-haired with a slight stoop, he appeared every inch a courtly country doctor, albeit one with emergency room experience and a stint as an army medic. The man had seen all manner of mayhem.

“Good morning, Samantha.” Doc Holloway was the only one who didn’t call her Sam or Sheriff. She found it rather sweet. “Although not good for this young woman,” he continued. “If you’re expecting me to provide details at this juncture, expect to be disappointed. I won’t speculate.”

“I understand. We believe her name is Elizabeth Newsome.”

“Good to know. Ms. Newsome wore nail extensions and false lashes, both removed. Her face is makeup-free, her hair freshly washed, all things being relative. Based on lividity and temperature, she’s been dead more than a day but less than three. That’s all I know. Well, except what might appear obvious, which is that this is a homicide.”

Sam waited. She knew Holloway’s routine.

“Preliminary evidence indicates she died from a cut on each side of her neck. We’d call that sharp force trauma. The killer knew quite a bit about human anatomy.”

“How’s that?”

“The cuts are neat and deep, one across each carotid artery. The killer didn’t bother to slice across the throat. That way is messy but not always fatal. Hit the carotid arteries, you can count on exsanguination in less than a minute.”

“Wouldn’t a person have to saw through the upper layers to cut the deeper arteries?”

“Depends on the instrument used and the user’s skill. This killer earns high marks for expertise. An optimal stroke would require the victim’s head be pushed forward. The muscles become looser, which make them easier to slice. None of this head-thrown-back business like you see in the movies. Dramatic but unproductive.”

Holloway rubbed his neck. “Still, a set of cuts like this should generate a lot of blood. We have nothing. Wherever this happened, the perpetrator cleaned up thoroughly. Which suggests a working knowledge of forensic investigation or a neatness pathology.”

“Or both.” Sam bent down to look more closely at the victim’s throat. “Weapon?”

“Something sharp.”

“Doc.”

“Perhaps a knife. The Internet is filled with ads for military-style weapons. The forensic pathologist can tell us more, no doubt.”

“What about the ring finger?”

“If I had to guess, I’d say a cleaver. As you may have surmised, Samantha”—Holloway leaned over with a grunt and lifted the dress—“Elizabeth Newsome is wearing stockings with blue garters.” He dropped the hem.

“Just like the other four.”

“Including our own Claire Hooper, I’m afraid.”

Sam recalled an April day much like this one, the seasons suspended between spring’s promise and summer’s heat. A body under an oak tree in the corner of a park just inside Pickett County. Brown hair, mid-twenties, pretty, dressed like a bride. A local girl named Claire Hooper who looked forward to a June wedding.

Hooper followed three other victims, two in Florida and one in Georgia. All were twenty-something brunettes with only their premarital status and the details of their murders in common. The FBI came on board after victim three. The lead case agent, Terry Sloan, remained in pursuit of a serial killer his agency dubbed the Wedding Crasher.

Despite the involvement of multiple agencies, the investigation stalled. Four years, four ritualistic murders, no leads. No who or why, only when: at the top of the fourth month of the year.

Then last April passed without incident.

“Maybe the killer quit,” Abdi observed back then.

“Or he paused for personal reasons,” Sam suggested. “He might be staking out new territory. Either way, it’s not our problem. I’m not about to quarrel with fortune.”

Fortune was apparently not done with Pickett County. How else to explain another dead young woman dressed like a bride and laid out like a damned sacrifice?

“I’m guessing our victim was knocked out before her throat was slit.” Sam made a statement, not an inquiry.

“An autopsy will confirm,” Holloway replied.

“Coincidence? Copycat?”

“That’s your call, Samantha.”

“Goddamn it all to hell.”

Holloway looked at her, his eyes narrowed. “Has the Wedding Crasher returned to Pickett County?”

“You know me, Doc. I hate to speculate.” She intended it as a joke, but neither of them so much as cracked a smile. “Excuse me. I need to make a call.”

Sam had Nate Fillmore on speed dial. She’d met the agent when they worked the Hooper murder. A droll man with a supremely dry wit, he was married with two kids and a mortgage. He reported to the TBI offices in Nashville but lived in Algood, which put him closer to the region he served. Sam remembered he worked from home on certain days. She hoped today was one of them.

A child answered his phone. A little boy or girl. Sam couldn’t tell.

“Hey, there.” She spoke with the forced cheeriness of someone inexperienced at dealing with children. “Can I talk to your dad?”

“Can you?”

Sam briefly closed her eyes. “I should have asked if you’d let me talk with him. Will you?”

“Why?”

Sam didn’t have the time or the inclination to deal with a deliberately oppositional young human. She debated whether to get into a lengthy discussion with this small creature about the responsibilities and obligations of a citizen of any age to help serve justice and the greater good. Then she heard Nate’s voice in the background.

“JoEllen, what did I tell you about answering Daddy’s cell phone?”

“This lady wants to talk with you.”

“Thank you, sweetie. I’ll talk and you get ready for school. Don’t forget your pink sweater.” The phone transferred hands. “Sam Tate, didn’t expect your name to pop up on my cell phone this morning. What’s going on?”

“I’m afraid I may be needing your services, Nate. We’ve got a body in the woods. Female. Mid-twenties. Throat slit. Laid out under the trees and dressed—”

“Like a bride. Ah, shit.”

“And then some.”

“You gonna make some other calls?”

“I’ll probably reach out to Cookeville.” The nearest FBI field office was a satellite of the larger one in Memphis.

“And our mutual friend in Tampa.”

Sam almost faltered. “Of course.”

“Because this may be a repeat performance.”

“Or a copycat.”

“Come on, Sam. What’s your gut telling you?”

How she hated that question. “I can’t afford to guess, Nate. The evidence as of this moment, evidence I need your people to review, suggests an MO identical to that used by Claire Hooper’s killer. It likely matches the three other open homicides as well.”

“So, the Wedding Crasher has returned to our fair county. Or never left.”

Sam didn’t answer. She swallowed the bile that rose in her throat and looked up again, hoping the old trees would deny the obvious. Instead, they stood as silent witnesses to an incontrovertible truth.


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Jun 162026
 

“Gorgeous, absolutely drop-dead gorgeous.”

Todd Fischer stood near the edge of a snowy precipice and slapped his chest like a primate surveying his kingdom. He pulled in a lungful of air, his new Filson hiking vest tight against his broad chest. He was winded, more than he cared to admit, and cold. Even at the end of April, the temperatures on this trail lingered in the low thirties. A late-season snowfall added to the discomfort, not to mention the threatening gusts of frigid air.

“You know,” he continued, turning to his companion, “people would pay plenty to live here.”

“I don’t think you can just put up housing in a national park,” she replied.

He smiled at his new spouse’s naivete. Every problem had a solution, every obstacle a workaround. If you were successful, you could marry a beautiful, much younger woman and not some bimbo, but someone educated, exotic, well-connected, well-dressed, and endlessly patient. If you had money, you could buy and build wherever you chose.

“Anything can be bought and tamed, Elena,” he declared. “Even the Rockies.”

“I believe you, Todd. Now, could you come down off that ledge? Remember the warnings we received about the missing railings and the danger of microbursts? I do not want my husband to be blown away like a character in The Wizard of Oz.”

Fischer laughed. “I’m not about to be knocked over by a blast of air. I think you should worry more about the kids. Can you see what’s happened to them?”

As soon as she’d moved out of sight, he bent over, suddenly dizzy. Crap, getting old was not for sissies. He needed more exercise, more hydration, more time, more of everything.

Elena turned back to the trail, shaking her head. The “kids” were young adults and, as far as she was concerned, freeloaders. Pampered and privileged, lacking in focus and discipline, their upbringing was as far from hers as possible. She was the “wicked” stepmother, just ten years older than Rowan, who seemed to be perpetually seeking various academic degrees. At least she was studying. Her younger brother Paulie treated school as one long excuse to party.

Elena heard the siblings even before she saw them. They were bickering, as usual.

“Could you maybe stop complaining?” Rowan was saying.

“Not a chance,” Paulie griped. “We are tramping in the mountains, just past dawn, in the cold and the wind. In late April. I left a warm bed and a warm body so I could freeze my backside off with distant dad and wife number three.”

“Maybe the warm body should have helped you dress for a hike in the Rockies, little brother.”

“You’re just jealous.”

Elena sighed. She felt as if she were girding for battle.

Rowan appeared first, dressed perfectly for a mountain trek. She pulled her hat off and let her natural blond hair tumble around her makeup-free face. The girl was either unaware of her beauty or indifferent to it. Paulie, on the other hand, looked like he’d come from a night of clubbing, right down to his overpriced sneakers and his curated day-old beard.

“There you are,” Elena said, forcing a smile she didn’t feel. “We stepped off the trail and went up to the ledge for a better view.”

“The one with the ‘danger’ sign?” Paulie asked. “Oh, right. Dad likes to go where he’s not supposed to. I guess you could call it his specialty.”

Elena reminded herself that she could handle two brats for one morning. Before long, she would get herself pregnant and make them both irrelevant. She put her thoughts aside.

“Let’s step up and take a look,” she said. “It’s quite lovely.”

“It is,” Paulie deadpanned, eyeballing his stepmother.

“Paulie, ew, tasteless.” Rowan punched her brother in the arm. He grabbed her wrist.

“Do not touch me!” he yelled. And they were at it, ripping into each other like territorial animals. Until an unexpected gust of wind interrupted their high-volume discourse, strong enough to send a few rocks scuttling down into the valley.

“What was that?” Paulie asked.

“Nature, dummy,” Rowan retorted.

“Something happened up on the ledge,” Elena said with a shiver. “Let’s get your father down from there.”

“Sure.” Rowan climbed up to the overlook, then called back, “I don’t see him.”

“What do you mean?” Elena joined her step-daughter at the now-empty spot where her husband had been standing.

“Todd?” she called out. “Honey?” She looked down and noticed the edge of the precipice had broken away. Just a small piece, yet somehow enough.

Paulie huffed his way up to stand with them. “Maybe Dad decided he was done with the great outdoors and headed back down,” he said.

“Stop it, Paulie,” Elena commanded. “This is not amusing.”

Paulie cupped his hands and yelled, “Attention, Todd Fischer. We’re officially concerned. Show yourself.”

Rowan looked over the edge and swallowed hard. “I’m just going to check the little path over here. It’s another way down, I think.” She took off, only to reappear a minute or so later, shaking her head. And looking grim.

“We’re not going to panic,” Elena said. “I have the number for the ranger’s station. I will call them now.”

Paulie’s smirk disappeared. “You don’t think he went over, do you?” he asked.

Rowan glared at her brother.

“I think you need to shut up.”


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Long away and far ago, in a land that place forgot, a princess picked a pea from her mattress. Rolling it idly between her finger and thumb, she sighed and said aloud, “I wish I weren’t so bored.”

To her great surprise, the pea spoke. “Ouch!” was the first thing it said. “Keep rolling me around, and I’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep.” Then, in a more soothing tone, “Here now, I can grant you three wishes except, well, I’ve already granted one by making your night less boring.”

“True,” said the princess gaily, “but I can make the best of the rest of it.”

She rose from her lumpy bed, went to the window, and gazed out upon the second star from the right.

“I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.”

“Silly girl, now you’ve gone and used up another one,” grumbled the pea, whereupon the princess leaned over and kissed it, turning it instantly into a frog.

“There now, let me concentrate on my wish,” she chided gently.

“Ribbit,” responded the frog.

“The princess began to imagine her fondest desire, but was distracted by her image in the mirror next to the window. “Why, I really am the fairest in all the land,” she mused, admiring her reflection and fluffing her hair.

“Well, no, actually you aren’t,” replied a disembodied floating face in the mirror. “But one of these might help.”

The disembodied face, connected to a single arm in a loose-fitting gossamer sleeve, gestured behind it to a table on which an apple, a lamp, and a spindle appeared. “Take your pick,” the face offered with a sly smile.

“No!” cried the frog who had been a pea (and was doubtless something enchanted before that), but it came out “Ribbit!”

“Oh, gifts, I love gifts!” cried the princess. “Let’s see, I don’t need a lamp and, even if it were enchanted, I’m not sure whether I’d get three entirely new wishes or whether the two wishes from the pea (which is now a frog) might count against my total. As for apples, I know they’re good for me, or at least that’s what my stepmother, the evil queen, keeps telling me. Honestly, though, I don’t really like them.”

“Would you make up your mind?” the disembodied face suggested, a tad querulously.

“I do love to spin,” the princess continued. “That’s a beautiful spindle, and it goes nicely with my hair.” She shook out her extra-long blond locks, pushed up a sleeve, and reached into the mirror.

“No!” cried the frog again (and again, it came out “Ribbit!”). This time, though, it leaped in front of the princess’s outstretched hand and was impaled upon the spindle.

The frog did not die, as the spindle passed through a superfluous membrane, causing nothing more than a flesh wound. It did, however, promptly fall into a deep sleep.

The princess lifted up the amphibian and gently placed it on her lumpy mattress as the disembodied face, muttering various indecipherable curses, disappeared in a puff of smoke. She picked up the spindle and was about to test it on her spinning wheel (she had been experimenting with turning hay into gold, to no avail) when she heard a cry from below.

Thinking it was the prince from next door, she began letting down her hair so he might climb up to the balcony. To her surprise, she saw a white rabbit gesturing at her to come down. In one furry arm, he held a basket; over the other, a hooded red cape was draped.

“It’s your grandmother. She’s quite ill. You must go to see her. Hurry, there’s no time to waste. You’re already very, very late.”

The princess thought this quite odd, especially as her grandmother was asleep in the adjacent room. Then she recalled stories of a child being found in a pumpkin left on the steps of the castle at midnight sixteen years earlier. Was she that poor foundling after all?

Perhaps my grandmother really is ill, and I must go, she thought. She looked down into the courtyard and saw all manner of creatures crowded together besides the rabbit: knaves and ogres, a giant, a white unicorn, a black stallion, a werewolf, seven dwarves, three dragons, a dog, and two quite unattractive sisters.

Suddenly, a great wind shook the castle walls, and white lightning tore through the night sky, obliterating the stars. A fierce wind blew out of the north, and an enormous funnel cloud appeared overhead. The crowd disappeared, leaving the princess alone on her balcony, save for the little black dog, who had leaped into her arms, barking furiously.

A voice boomed from within the cloud as a giant face appeared.

“I am the great and powerful . . .”

“Oh, stop it. Just stop!” The princess shouted over the screaming winds, cutting off the booming voice. “I’ve had quite enough of talking faces and deceitful rabbits and changeable skies and broken promises. I just wish I knew what was real.”

All at once, there was a clap of thunder—or perhaps it was a clapping of hands—and the princess was back in her room, which really wasn’t a long distance to go, sitting on her lumpy mattress.

“Was it all a dream then?” she wondered aloud.

“No, you stupid girl,” snapped the pea from within the folds of one of the blankets. “You used up your third wish. Now you are left with the reality of a lumpy mattress and a life of boredom.”

“But you are left without any life at all,” replied the princess, somewhat cruelly. Then she crushed the pea between her fingers, popped it in her mouth, and exited her chambers in search of something to do.

A small frog jumped off the balcony, landed in the courtyard, and changed into an impossibly handsome prince. He cast a sad and longing gaze back up to the balcony, then jumped astride his white stallion and made his way home to the neighboring kingdom.

Seeing how despondent he was, his mother, the queen, asked gently, “Did you not find a suitable bride, my son?”

“I did find a princess, but as it turned out, she wasn’t sensitive to the pea, not in the least.”

His mother patted his arm. “Don’t fret, Charming. Somewhere there’s a girl for you, perhaps under the sea. Or she might be over the river or through the woods.”

“The woods!” cried the prince. “I must go to the woods in order to help the poor by robbing from the rich.”

“But darling,” exclaimed the queen. “We’re rich!”

“Don’t worry, Mother. I’ve arranged to have your assets distributed among several investment vehicles to maximize your profits, minimize your tax burden, and protect you from unwanted lawsuits. A designated amount, more than adequate to your current and future needs, will be deposited in a variable annuity, further shielding you from greedy sovereigns, unscrupulous sheriffs, and the predictable cycle of unpredictable market pricing. I’ve also got a little natural gas company I’d like to talk about with you.”

“Oh, son. With that kind of forward-thinking approach, you’ll find the woman of your dreams in no time.”

“Or man, Mother. I’m committed to keeping an open mind.”

The prince kissed his mother and galloped off to the forest, where he became famous for his many brave and noble deeds. Eventually, he did meet his life partner, for who wouldn’t be attracted to a man who is good to his mother, kind to those less fortunate, and looks fabulous astride a white horse?

Only a pea brain.